bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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