What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Of course I have a pirate flag
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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