i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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