His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
What a dumb baby whore.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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