This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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