I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Don't make out with my wife yet
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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