He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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