Where are you?
In a non slutty way
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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