I can tuck mytits in my pants
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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