Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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