Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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