She said her name was "party"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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