escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
dude. I can hear the air.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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