That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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