Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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