are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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