can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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