Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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