I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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