he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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