Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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