If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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