okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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