Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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