he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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