I think I died a long time ago.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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