just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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