if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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