No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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