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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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