Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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