I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Two words: blizzard sex
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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