If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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