Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
