I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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