At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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