Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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