i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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