We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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