And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
