the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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