Yo dont text me then not text me
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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