Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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