This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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