This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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