Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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