he puts the penis in happiness.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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