Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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