I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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