Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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