That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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