Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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