Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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