everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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