Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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